Another quiz...

I was googling some pictures to use as reference for my next comic tonight and I stumbled across this website. Although most of you will probably dismiss it as a REALLY stupid waste of time, I thought it was funny enough to post the link here.

A sample of the questions:

Question 6: Real World Applications
If you were Superman, what would be the most common applications of your super powers when you weren't fighting the forces of evil and righting all that is wrong?

A: Looking at Clark Kent's co-workers naked, of course.

B: Eat lava just because you could. Do it in front of your friends and tell them it's glow in the dark candy. The stupid ones will try it too and light on fire.

C: Crush coal into diamonds until you have enough to build the world's most rad to the max water slide park.

D: Fight Richard Pryor. Not the one in the wheelchair who taught us how to laugh, the evil one that did the computer fraud stuff.

E: Flying into people's windows, making faces and screaming, "Blggghbggblggh!" Save the world my ass, I'm going to use my powers to make people pee.

F: Not applicable. "My constant crusade for truth and justice offers me little time for recreation!" *Whoosh!*

G: Redecorate the Fortress of Solitude. Maybe put a plant over there, and a lamp to bring more light into the reading area. Giggle! Oh, this looks as super as my cape!

Yes, I realize the author says "rad to the max". We're talking about comic book nerds, anyway. Shit, people.

And no, I'm not telling what the new comic's gonna be about. A hint: it involves a Michael Jackson-like appearance.