THE 27 WORST FAMILY FEUD ANSWERS EVER

I'm posting these for your amusement, but tdon't give me any credit. I command-c/command-v'd them from here

Enjoy!



Question: Name a former President that most people would say is honest.
#1 Answer: Lincoln
Worst Answers: Nixon

Question: Besides San Francisco, name a city that begins with the word San.
#1 Answer: San Diego
Worst Answer: Seattle

Question: Name a slang term used for important people.
#1 Answer: V.I.P.
Worst Answer: Buddy

Question: Name something packrats have a hard time throwing out.
#1 Answer: Photos
Worst Answer: Corn

Question: Name something that might annoy a gardener.
#1 Answer: Bugs
Worst Answer: Not getting paid on time

Question: Name a reason a man might send his wife flowers.
#1 Answer: Anniversary
Worst Answer: Happy divorce

Question: Name a term used in football.
#1 Answer: Touchdown
Worst Answer: Fastbreak

Question: Name a special request people ask for when making a dinner reservation.
#1 Answer: Non-smoking
Worst Answer: A menu

Question: Name someone you wouldn't want to get a phone call from.
#1 Answer: The police
Worst Answer: Your son

Question: Name a classical music composer everyone knows.
#1 Answer: Mozart
Worst Answer: Julio Inglesias

Question: Tell me something specific you should drink a lot of when you're sick.
#1 Answer: Water
Worst Answer: Alcohol

Question: Name something you'd hate to find at the end of your nose.
#1 Answer: Pimple
Worst Answers: Lint

Question: Name the worst kind of shoe to run a marathon in.
#1 Answer: High heels
Worst Answer: Scuba flippers
Louie Anderson's Response: If it's up there... I'll be suprised.

Question: Name something a person wouldn't want living in their house.
#1 Answer: Relatives
Worst Answer: Mold

Question: Name a musician who goes by one name.
#1 Answer: Madonna
Worst Answer: Reba McIntyre
Louie Anderson's Response: Show me the strike.

Question: Name something you'd buy for more than a thousand dollars.
#1 Answer: House
Worst Answer: Pleasure equipment
Louie Anderson's Response: I'm afraid to ask what that means.

Question: Name something you think would be difficult about being a waiter.
#1 Answer: Taking orders
Worst Answer: Falling down

Question: Name something a woman would find in her boyfriend's apartment that would make her think he was cheating.
#1 Answer: Bra
Worst Answer: Used condom

Question: Name something a teenage boy can do for hours at a time.
#1 Answer: Video games
Worst Answer: Masturbate
Louie Anderson's Response: I knew somebody would say it.

Question: Name a unit of currency used in a country other than the US.
#1 Answer: Peso
Worst Answer: Ampere

Question: Name a reason why a woman might not want to kiss her boyfriend.
#1 Answer: Bad breath
Worst Answers: She doesn't love him that much

Question: Name something you do in front of your husband that you probably never did when you were dating.
#1 Answer: Undress
Worst Answer: Make out
Louie Anderson's Response: With somebody else?

Question: Name a complaint you might have about the pizza that was just delivered.
#1 Answer: It's cold
Worst Answers: It went to the wrong address
Louie Anderson's Response: And you just happened to be there.

Question: Name an animal many people are scared of.
#1 Answer: Snake
Worst Answer: Boar
Louie Anderson's Response: It's terrifying.

Question: Name something you need to play Scrabble.
#1 Answer: Letters
Worst Answer: Dice
Louie Anderson's Response: Where did you learn to play Scrabble?

Question: Name the age when a man might start to lose a lot of hair.
#1 Answer: 30
Worst Answer: 14

Question: Name the best month to schedule a wedding.
#1 Answer: June
Worst Answer: Summer

Toxic Avenger meets Work

Well, attitude-wise. Ever had a job where you had one coworker that could singlehandedly fork up your good mood? The type of person that posessed such a black cloud of shit-karma that could overwhelm your typically easygoing nature?

The type that makes you yearn for the calming sounds of nails across the blackboard?

I work with this person.

I don't know if they need a hobby, a significant other, or a whole lotta prozac, but I'm reaching the end of my patience when it comes to this person venting all kinds of holy hell on me.

Not that I woould go crazy like this:



...but I doubt I would be able to stand there and listen to all of the vitriolic rants and caustic complaining that seems to be spewing from their mouth all the time.

Maybe I should just find an extra cubicle partition and seal them off.

Hmmmm...

Good Friends

...where have ya gone?

I've been up in Chicagoland for over half a year now (again), and some of my best friends that are in the city have been the toughest to get a hold of. I can be oversensitive at times, but I think it's a pretty good sign that the friendship is shallow when we haven't connected once since I've been back. We used to be great friends, and it was a rare week that passed without at least a phone call or three at least. You have a new life? You have a new boyfriend or girlfriend? Cool. Why cut someone out because of that?

Why is it so difficult to connect anymore? Married life can explain the schedule changes to some degree, but not entirely. I don't smoke up, and you do. Not as though I would pass judgement on you for it nowadays, or put a crimp in your style.

Distance is one thing. I'll be the first to admit that driving out here from the city can be a hassle, but it goes both ways. Let me know what's going on sometime, and I'll meet up with you guys instead. Drop me a line. Return the call. Don't write me off and mention me as a "fell-out-of-touch" friend. That's bullshit.

I miss my old friends.

Call someone on your cell phone list that you haven't spoken to in a month or more.

Even if you just want to prank them.

Let em know you're there.

I'm history. And I don't wanna be.

best spam mail tonight!

This is somebody's FATHER, people!

When your clothes have to be huggably, rapably...fresh

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Don't really know why this twisted show cracks me up, but it probably has something to do with the complete lack of political correctness.

Enjoy the Robot Chicken clip.

I should just play hooky tomorrow

BeeeeeYOOtiful weather around the windy city the last week or so. I've been taking advantage of it as much as I can-bike rides, barbeques, and just wallowing in the sunlight. Hope everyone's stocking up on their vitamin d lately.

So...lets see...what's new? Work? Same. Dating? Actually, I've taking the big step and admitted to the fact that I'm now in an "official" relationship with a great gal, J, with whom I've been together for over two months now. She's a trip- wicked sense of humor (as if that was a question, if she can put up with ME), laid back, and smart as a whip. A whip? Where did THAT comparison come from, anyway? Here's a picture of us at her friends' memorial day bbq. Although alcohol was involved...we're THAT couple at the party. Hork.



I'm officially back in the saddle again. I have a spare tire that I let get out of control the last few months (I just got burnt out on the gym), and I'm giving myself a month to burn the flab back off. Rode 18 miles tonight, and we're not talking about a leisurely cruise.. I cranked 'em out. I feel great again, although my wheels are feeling like lead tonight. Wheels, legs, whatevuh.

I bought a gameboy advance sp last Thursday too (consumerwhoreconsumerwhoreconsumerwhore), and I found myself addicted to Metroid all over again. Beware. There was a good reason I haven't bought a new console to replace my old Genesis... procrastinating just gets waaay too easy with this sort of thing lying around.

Sorry that the blog has been...well, if I apologize every time I post now, what good is that? REEEEEdundant.

Peace, foo.

Speaking of "foo", has anyone seen the commercial with Mr. T busting down a wall and breaking out some really, REALLY bad kung fu moves? When I saw this, I rewound (tivo) this scene about ten times, and laughed harder each time. God. What will it take for television to give us great shows like the A-Team, Knight Rider, and Hunter again?

(edit: I love youtube. Enjoy it for yourself)



Screw your Desperate Housewives. I wanna see the A-Team build a helicopter out of a lawnmower and a dustbuster (again)!