Accord vs Tahoe (Tahoe won)

Aw hell. What is going on this weekend? I swear, did I do something to anger karma? Did I piss off the big guy upstairs?

I'm cruising around this afternoon, taking care of a few errands before my friends come over for dinner, and I decide to grab a quick lunch to appease the rumble in my stomach. I spot a McD's, a NEW McD's, and I go for it. Order my meal, follow the speaker's command to pull up to window number one, and-

EEEEERRRRRUNNNK

Fuck. There went my bumper. Thanks a lot, SUV soccer mom.

You be the judge. I'm not blaming the soccer mom. I'm blaming McD's for their horrible design of the drive through. No yield signs, no warnings to let you know that you have to merge with a second lane to get your grease.

The manager told us that the store policy is that the first car to place their order goes first up to the pick up window.

Which makes sense, because you can't see or pay too much attention to the opposite lane.

I'm dead serious. Neither lane can see the other until the merging point.

Here is the view from the outside lane:

Here's another vantage point. Note where you merge. Great layout.


Annnd, my car. Looks nice, right? It took on a tahoe, and the tahoe won. Big time. My honda's a sissy.


I can't wait to hear how much this is going to cost me. Civil suit against the corporate arches? Any advice?

UPDATE: My insurance is comprehensive and liability. This is getting paid for out of my own pocket now. Ahhhh... nice.